Legally Bald

This summer, keep your edges!

What, like it's hard?

The People vs. Miracle Drops

They took Miracle Drops to court. Even the defendant wouldn't give hers up. Watch the trial of the year — then cop the drops that stay sold out.

Watch the trial → Shop Miracle Drops

I object!

Order in the court

The charge: hair damage by way of Miracle Drops. The defense: "My hair grows like this, I don't need no products." The problem? She knew exactly where we're sold. Kaleidoscope Hair Products presents its case — and the receipts speak for themselves.

The evidence

The Exhibits

The prosecution rests. Mostly because it's too busy laughing.

Exhibit A

Lying About Hair

"My hair grows like this." Sure it does.

Exhibit B

Check Her Pockets

The stash doesn't lie.

Exhibit C

Case Dismissed

Order. Order. ORDER.

Exhibit D

Order! Order!

Decorum was not maintained.

Sworn testimony

I had to keep some for myself.

— The defendant

How would you even know we're sold at CVS?

— The prosecution

You do stay sold out. I need this on your shelf immediately.

— The judge

Case dismissed. Order.

— Her Honor

Case Dismissed

The verdict: Miracle Drops

"You do stay sold out — I need this on your shelf immediately." You heard the judge. Cop the Miracle Drops that started it all, birthday-priced all Week 2.